Warning signs
‘Road ahead CLOSED’
How often we see this sign and carry on as if it does not
apply to us. But this time we were unlucky. We were going shopping, a quiet day
out, looking for a lampshade for our lounge which so far has sported a bare
bulb. But the road was certainly closed and the barriers were up. We went back
to follow the diversion signs with our sat nav screaming, ‘Turn around when
possible’.
The trouble is with diversion signs that you do not know
whether they are for you or for some other road works long forgotten. Eventually
we found our way through but had a surprise.
Whatever has happened to lampshades? When I last bought one,
it was made of patterned cloth with special trim at the top and bottom and a fringe.
But now they all seem to be plastic or harsh metal. We went home empty handed
and bought a fabric one on-line, with no trim and no fringe. Then to add insult
to injury we have apparently, according to my friend, hung it up-side-down.
We went to the theatre last week and it was in the evening, so
we went by taxi. There was another diversion sign and as we were circling round
the driver told us about her experience with road closures. Recently she had an
urgent call to take a person to Shrewsbury hospital. He thought he had a
detached retina and needed to get help fast. She was available and could get him
down the A5 quickly. But there was a ‘Road Closed’ sign. Having knowledge of
the routes she quickly went down a side road and came back onto the A5 further
east. But even that part was closed. She did not know what to do. A detached
retina needs attention urgently, she knew that. So, she asked one of the road
workers for directions.
“Oh, sorry I don’t live round here, I’m only here to do
these road works tonight.’
But a lorry driver working there heard her plight and told
her to follow him. The road works had not yet begun so she followed him with
his orange light flashing down the empty A5 until they got to the hospital
turnoff. She arrived there in time thanks to her amber lighting escort.
I do not know if it was true, but it made a good story and
passed the time until we reached the theatre.
And time is passing for our butterflies. Numbers have
dropped drastically over the last fifty years. But yesterday I saw the orange
tip butterfly flitting in our new garden. You can recognise it by its wings
flashing an amber warning in the sunlight.
(Taken from my column in the Star)
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